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WH4 Once Upon A Hash 2024

07/26 04:00 PM to 07/28 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $170*

Shiggy:

Theme: Once Upon a Hash…

Once upon a hash in the kingdom of Hashing, lived the Harriette and Harrier halfminds who swore their allegiance to the benevolent royal family: King Beer, Queen Cocktail and the Princesses Seltzer and Cider, for they had slain the dragon that hoarded all the sacred nectars of the land. The Royal Family ensures that the entire Kingdom is never without the sacred nectars that bear their names. The brave knights and shieldmaidens of the White House Hash House Harriers (WH4) honor the royal family with a yearly camping festival in the land of Shenandoah where they celebrate and consume large quantities of the sacred liquids, run through shiggy, play games, and float gaily down an enchanted river.

Hashers near and far are invited to join the knights and shieldmaidens of WH4 on quests to imbibe in ales and uncover the mysteries of the trails the hares have laid for us. Don yourself in your fantastical getups (or be a pillow princess if you must) and maybe even find your happily ever after!

By royal decree: No chariot rides will be available to the Enchanted River Ride on Saturday. Choose your own adventure wisely.

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Ale! (beer, cider, seltzer…long may they reign)
Food: Dinner feast Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and tubing down the enchanted river
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

Stuff to Bring:
A drinking vessel! Dragon Ale in kegs and Rehydration Potions (water, gatorade) in larger jugs, thusly individual vessels are required. Vessels with lids are mandatory for the enchanted river tubing quest.
A place to sleep in between festivities (tent) and associated supplies including sunscreen, bug spray, cranium lamp, bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics.
Swords, bows, arrows and other sharps must be suitable for children under 5 (the average halfmind age).
Cash for the Hab Bazar. Phone reception is notoriously spotty in this location.


Once Upon A Hash, Fairytales, Renfaire

Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

9751 US Hwy 340 N, Rileyville Virginia

Your Tent, RV, or Hammock

Tents and hammocks can be set up on either the quiet or loud side of camp.
RVs will park on the quiet side.
If you have an RV, please contact wh4campout@gmail.com so we can make sure you fit!

Cars will be parked in a designated area--not near your tent!


Schedule of Events

3:00pm Registration Opens, Kegs Tapped, and the Fantasy Begins!
6:00pm Opening Circle
6:30pm Friday Trail
7:30pm Dinner
8:00pm Party and Karaoke
9:00pm Shot Trail


7:00am Breakfast
8:00am - 9:30am Late Registration
10:00am Kegs Untapped at Campout
10:15am Saturday Trail Start Circle
10:30am On Out
12:00pm Lunch at the Tubing Put In
1:00pm Enchanted River Tubing to Campsite
2:30pm Kegs Tapped
4:00pm Games, Patch Challenges, and Shenanigans
6:00pm Dinner
7:00pm Circle
8:00pm Dancing and Entertainment
12:00am Nekkid Trail


7:00am Breakfast
9:30am Fat Boy Trail
10:00am Closing Circle
12:00pm Happily Ever After, Time to Ride off With your Prince/Princess/Self/Donkey


Public Event

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72 Hashers cumming

including:

TSA

(EWH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Victoria

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Ghettoman

Ft Eustis
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Just MJ

(EWH3)

Fort HumbleRagg

White House H3
...

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Bend n Drill

(EWH3)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Just Chris

(DCRW)

Ginga Ninja

White House H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Brandon Travis Panna

(White House H3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Screwnicorn

PoppyCock H3
I'm your huckleberry

BDSM-5

(EWH3)

50 Shades of Meh

(WH4)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(Light Choking H3)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Screeching Eargasm

White House H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Princess Albert

(MVH3)

Roose Rips

White House H3
Sink ships

Naughtya cum and eat me

(MVH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Taste the Rainblow

(EWH3)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Snidley Whipass

(WWh3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Just Chris

(WH4)

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2018 HBH3 AGM

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Anal Fission

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
AKA Fizzy...

Amnesia Down There

(OTH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(WWh3)

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)