Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
WEED EAT HER
(Middle Georgia H3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Miss Vomitzuela
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Desperate Lay
(IndyScent)
Cuc Up Her
(California Larrikins)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
3-Way Plug
(WWh3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
BARE ASS BURNS
(Middle Georgia H3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Wang of mass destruction
(MBH3)
Just Dawn
(GFH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Hazukashii
(Vagabond)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Sex Goddess
(GFH3)
Just Sarah
(PGHH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(OregonH3)
Gaucho behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Daisy Dykes
(MiamiH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Pee Cock
(SurvivorH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
G I
(Rumson)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Damn It & Damn It
(Long Beach H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Pulls His Own
(LH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(WestCoastH3 )
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Postpartum Pitt Pisser
(TAHHH)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Horse Fisterer
(AlohaH3)
Legends of The Hidden Tampon
(BH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Rental Stick
(S_H_3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Four Finger Twat Punch
(SavH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Shitting Bull
(JRH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Just Tom
(NOLANomads)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Penis Fly Trap
(Taco Tuesday H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Puke
(Houston)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Spike
(IH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
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