Cost: $140*
Hare(s):
Tender Vittles
Shiggy:
Eerie's 31st Analversary Weekend at Brushwood.
An Event of Biblical Proportions
Join Vagically Delicious as he presents another weekend of high jinx's in the confines of Brushwood Resort.
What's with the theme you ask? I don't know, we were drunk...
Think sexy nuns, perverted priest, Devils and Angels, Adam & Eve, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the Sistine Chapel.
There will be cold beer, great food, awesome habby, hot tub, hot showers, cool pool and everything else that Brushwood offers. Cum 'around the bend" for a weekend of camping, trail and beeeer, 5 fab meals, music. beeeer, the Friday Nite Trails of 1,000 jello shots, Saturday trail, Sunday Fat Boy trail, games. beeeeer, Drum Circle, Pagans, White Witches and Druids.
Tent camping is $15 per hasher additional and is payable directly to the campground. RV camper sites with or without electric are also available. https://www.brushwood.com/registration/
$100.00 until April 2nd (8 am) - $120.00 until May 1st (8 am) - 140.00 until June 17th (8 am) - $160 until June 28th
IF PAYING BY CHECK - MAKE IT PAYABLE TO CHUCK ORTON* Please be aware that you must remit the rego amount due AT THE TIME YOU MAIL THE CHECK, not the amount due when you completed the online registration.
Bust out your kilts and lingerie (that's at Swings request) and prepare to have the Hash Weekend we all need.
Pets are not allowed on camp property. Leave Fido home this weekend.
MUST be 21 to attend
An Event of Biblical Proportions
A mug, bug spray, a chair to sit your ass in and someplace to sleep
Kegs tapped at 2:00PM
Registration opens at 2:00PM
The Trail of 1,000 Jello Shots leaves camp at 5:30 PM
Dinner is served at 7:00 PM
Breakfast - 8:00 AM
Registration re opens at 9:00 AM
Lunch is served at 11:30 AM
Trail leaves camp at 12:30 PM
Dinner is served at 6:30 PM
Dick Traci's never ending circle starts at 8:00 PM
Breakfast is served at 8:00 AM
Fat Boy Trail leaves camp at 10:30 AM
Circle resumes......
The Hash Weekend ends at 12 Noon - IF you remain you are now a guest of Brushwood Folklore Center
including:
Kibbles N Bitch
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Free to Lay
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
I don't work I jerk
(EH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Porn Again Christian
(PRATH3)
Mayor McSlutty Eyes
(Morgantown H3)
(pH)Wedgie
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Anticoch
(Happy Valley H3)
Penis Head
(Dayton Hash House...)
Horn of Plenty
(Reading H3)
Cottage Cheese
(PittH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Donkey Ho Te
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Nipplerash
(DECOC)
Pepe le Poo
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Duke of Hurl
(EH3)
Clappy
(Hogtown)
Follows Erections
(SCH4)
Snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Wide Open Hole
(EH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Mr Pee Bottle
(DH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(EH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Fart
(Nittany Valley H3)
Fuck it not sorry
(DH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(DCRW)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Prick Her
(EH3)
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